Jokes

Read the five jokes and check if your predicitions were correct:

Joke I

During the final exam, the teacher noticed that Billy Walters kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the teacher no other choice than to interrogate the student's test-taking habit.

"Mr. Walters," the teacher began. "Is there anything interesting written on your plan?"

"Not at all," Billy Replied. "It's all pretty boring."

Joke II

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Sister Mary made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, ate the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Joke III

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures of the ten most wanted men tacked to a bulletin boad.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes", said the police officer. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took this picture?"

Joke IV

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when a apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Ins't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

Joke V

You Larry stopped by the corner grocery store abd read the following list to the check:

10 pounds of sugar at $1.25 a poud

4 pounds of coffee at $1.50 a pound

2 pounds of butter at $1.10 a pound

2 bars of soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?", asked Larry.

"Twenty- two dollars and thirty-six cents", answered the clerk.

"If I give you three ten-dollar bills, how much change will I get?", asked the boy. "Seven dollars and sixty-four cents", said the clerk visibly irritated by all the questions. As Larry disappeared through the door, he stated: "I don't want to buy the items... That's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it. Thank you, Mr. Garcia!"